Sure, but it's not like they'll ask you questions about it! They'll just... be more careful letting you out for a while.

[When he puts it that way, he doesn't envy being a dog.]

It's too bad you can't get yourself hired as your own dogsitter...

[He mutters it, because it's a ridiculous notion. Too many holes to fill. Even if Chad made a convincing human, with all the relevant documents, he'd need a body-double for the dog, and Chad's not just any Pomeranian after all.]