I'll give you the VIP tour. [That isn't a real thing, but Sans can think of a few ways to spice up a tour, for Sans's definition of spicing things up.] Show you my favorite weird ruins symbol.
[That's kind of a joke, but also there's a focused interest in his tone that implies Sans may actually have a favorite weird ruins symbol.]
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[That's kind of a joke, but also there's a focused interest in his tone that implies Sans may actually have a favorite weird ruins symbol.]