Oh my god. That, is an incredible trampoline. Where did you find it! [Some guy's yard, apparently already for sale - and even more on sale with some obnoxious trickery haggling, he heard. So Papyrus doesn't leave any space for Sans to answer the question, and plows in with other, better questions.]

Did you try it out? Do we even have a basketball...?

[Fashionable shoulderpads are not actual active sportswear, let alone sportsgear.]