and they said i couldn't do it [And they were right; Sans is terrible at optimism.]
[Sans perks up a little at the sound of clattering in the kitchen and rethinks his laying on the couch forever plans. He briefly entertains the idea of teleporting himself and the couch into the kitchen, but he doesn't think there's anywhere in the kitchen to put the couch without breaking something. He guesses he'll walk into the kitchen like a normal person.]
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[Sans perks up a little at the sound of clattering in the kitchen and rethinks his laying on the couch forever plans. He briefly entertains the idea of teleporting himself and the couch into the kitchen, but he doesn't think there's anywhere in the kitchen to put the couch without breaking something. He guesses he'll walk into the kitchen like a normal person.]