January 2016
- dear_player: DR shenanigans and maybe a game? (in tags), or Papyrus and Chara discuss murder. Again. corruptedsave

- fortanon: HELP ME PLEASE! the meme
- - - Anon wants Papyrus to drown in a river. He refused.
Anon
- - - Mettaton thinks Papyrus is already amazing enough. aghostinthemachine
- - - Dave Strider wants to be amazed by how cool Papyrus is. This is sure to go well. knighttimeremix

- fortanon: Ask Me Anything!, or Papyrus actually likes puns... when they're used sparingly.
- - - Anons decide to be annoying. Anons, bigbrother_babybones
- - - Papyrus briefly flips his shit.
- - - A sad, older Frisk shows up to express surprise, or everyone is confused and frightened by this. bestillmybeatingsoul
- - - A strange person is giving monsters away for free, but if these are free, does that mean you're selling others? Creeeeeepy. hereigo

- bakerstreet: Show the love, or Papyrus gains love, not LOVE.
- - - FV!Lil bro!Sans
- - - FV!Mettaton
- - - FV!Chara-Frisk
- - - sad older Frisk
- - - FV!tiny Sans
- - - Toriel

- fortanon: The Anon Dare Meme (I pretty much dropped this meme.)
- - Dared to drop a sock in front of people, and then lecture them to pick it up.
- - - Apollo
- - - Loki
- - Dared to form a team of 'Evil Warriors' to take down the 'villain' He-Man.
- - - Giovanni
- - - Asuka
- - - Rock Lee
- - Dared to find a bad person and lecture them into changing their ways.
- - - Sol Badguy


February 2016
- fortanon: Ask Me Anything!
- - - Papyrus asks Chara about murder, or Sans and Chara give Papyrus the other other talk. About LOVE and EXP.
corruptedsave and bonedoggle
- - - Sans' subject line says 'Nothing in life matters 8D', and Papyrus gets concerned.
bonedoggle

- fortanon: the anon confessions meme
- - - Annoying dog
- - - Totally not Mettaton
- - - Totally not Chara
- - - Totally not Sans

- fortanon: dtf?
- - - what if there was no more spaghetti (chara is that you?)
- - - Papyrus is not having a pun time.
- - - Would Papyrus smooch a ghost?
- - - Why did the skeleton cross the road, and other terrible jokes.
- - - what happened to the lazy skeleton? HIS COOL BROTHER HAD TO PUSH HIM TO GET A JOB.
- - - Anon asks a completely confusing question about flower murder. Papyrus has very little patience for this nonsense.

- fortanon: Ask Me Anything RECENTLY WATCHED MY MURDERER KILL MY DOPPLEGANGER, AMA
- - - Well, it's not like Papyrus was going to kill it.
- - - that's rough, pal.
- - - Better him than you, no?
- - - If you could, would you take revenge on your murderer for what they did to you?
- - - hOI
- - - terribly invasive questions about skeleton physiology
- - - Papyrus accidentally murders Gaster with that brutal commentary

- - - Sans and Papyrus bicker about food, what else is new. Food dye, apparently.
trombones


March 2016
- fortanon: Ask Me Anything Papyrus got the 500th comment.
- - - Anon asks, has Papyrus ever popped a boner? Everyone regrets this. (except Mettaton).
- - - Papyrus is his own alternate universe double. So who wears the goatee? At least Sans wasn't alone alone.
- - - How tall is Papyrus? Tall enough to overlook that pun.
- - - Obligatory not-here to comment on Mettaton's hips.
- - - Would Papyrus smooch a robot? Well, he'd certainly like to. Except wouldn't that be cheating? Also, logistical problems between a robot and a skeleton and lips.


April 2016
- bakerstreet: friday, ergo tfln. "there is a cooked ham in the washing machine" Sans texted, and Papyrus didn't take it well.
trombones

- bakerstreet: TFLN, the overflow. "you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing" Sans texted, and Papyrus fretted about recycling and proper apology letters.
trombones


May 2016
- dear player: this gaster does not like actual mad science it seems. Gaster complains about evil!Gasters.
negative_exp

- bakerstreet: The Mega-Evolved Pokémon Meme! Sans and Papyrus, traveling with their teams
trombones

- bakerstreet: [mornthly] classic word association SOMEBODY bursts out the gates in an extravagant display of verbosity, and it's not Papyrus
trombones


June 2016
- dearplayer: Regarding PSLs, or the humanized bros discuss sadness.
bonedoggle

- bakerstreet: TFLN
- - - BROKEN.CAPSLOCK.AND.SPACEBAR., or Sans imitates Papyrus' computer problems in a show of "solidarity"
trombones
- - - you ate dog biscuits in front of my dog and laughed at him for not have opposable thumbs Sans texts, or Papyrus' furry arch-nemesis must be very sad right now.
trombones
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- ( ・◇・)？: IC ANON QUESTIONS
- - - anon asks: why so cute
- - - totally-not-papyrus asks Frisk whether they would like a big birthday party
dustless

- bakerstreet: TFLN
- - - can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt Sans texts, and Papyrus wishes he didn't know him.
trombones
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- virtualmemespace: the epistolary+ meme
- - - Threadjack to complain about Toriel and Sans are covering the fridge in post-it puns.
goatmother, showsomespearit, bonedoggle
- - - WHITE AND BLUE BALLOONS, or the humanized!skelebros decide they should go road-tripping sometime.
bonedoggle