February 2019
- fortanon: HELP ME PLEASE! the meme
- - - Advice for Naoki: If people keep mugging you after fighting them, maybe fight better
- - - Advice for Drill Boy: to befriend a human, try fighting them and then dating them! It worked for 1/1 sampled skeletons.
- Advice on how to meet his alternate universe selves?
- - - Advice from Denmark: bring condoms!
- - - Advice from anon: check the internet
- - - Advice from Webmind: is this hypothetical because current science can't
- - - Advice from anon: make a Tumblr blog

March 2019
- bakerstreet: lazy sunday texting meme
- - - Randomly dialed: Nita Callahan, who asks about japery and offers a dog park meeting
unfavorableinstigation
- - - Randomly dialed: Hornet, who wants to know why a dead husk is seeking friendship
silkthread
- - - Random message from: Sanada Yukimura, who thinks spaghetti is inferior to hanami dango
akazonae
- - - Randomly dialed: Sora, who's already friends with monsters but impressed to meet an ambassador
heartsdestiny
- - - Randomly dialed: Osaka, to ask her opinion of his selfie
fuhgottaboutit

April 2019 - bakerstreet: Conversations with the dead
- - - Nita comes to talk for the trees, getting to the bottom of this confused ghost newly appeared on the surface
unfavorableinstigation
- bakerstreet: Who are you again? (amnesia meme)

May 2019 - bakerstreet: Random scenario meme
- - - Mettaton is the unfortunate recipient of a call meant for Sans, ranting about inappropriately placed ham

Aefenglom Test Drive - - - Steven didn't expect skeletons, or to break the news to new dreamers
starseedling
- - - Toby doesn't want to watch this skeleton get hurt by the merrow imitating Sans anymore than she wants to hurt him
horkbajir
- - - Chandra has some terrible memories glowing in the leaves
fieryimpulse
- - - Curie finds Papyrus caught up in his own memories, and tries to help him away
stimpackdispenser
- - - Sans and Papyrus are already at the lake, when the shifting turnskin Papyrus happens upon them. Are any of them real?
skelepun
- - - Weiss wants to stop growing feathers and get her magic back, or at least figure out these runes and control the pool temperatures
dustprincess
- - - Tony's worried about starving down in the waterfall cavern, but not too worried to check on the skeleton's injury
definingfuture

- fortanon: Anon Kiss!
- - - Dared to "peck someone on the cheek," Papyrus approaches Tokoyami the bird man

October 2019 - bakerstreet: ask all the questions.
- - - Ms Crumble didn't expect to see a skeleton monster, but it's not the strangest thing she's seen.
notcrumble
- - - Chara wonders if the surface really seems worth it to Papyrus
reselect

- bakerstreet: a GENERAL sort of TEXTING meme
- - - Nita isn't convinced a house plant is a sufficient hiding place
unfavorableinstigation
- - - Frisk has frightening training ahead, and so requests a coffin
dustless

November 2019 - fortanon: HELP ME PLEASE! the meme
- - - Magnus the Cybertronian wants to appear "casual" and "approachable" - clearly the solution is fresh new styles
legalcy
- - - SCRIP asking for advice about what to do after deactivation - a spooky computer ghost message?
repeatafterme