[Sans knows Papyrus can't receive these. Sans has Papyrus's watch, along with Sayori's, and he's been hanging onto them for safekeeping. But how else is he going to do this bedtime routine?
So, tonight's story is Sans doing a not-so-great job of trying to recite things from Advanced Puzzle Construction for Critical Minds. Gotta say, not Sans's idea of great bedtime reading. He's never been that into puzzles beyond the delight he gets from Papyrus's excitement over them, and it shows in how he has to skip around and hesitate, with lots of "um"s and "uhh"s and paraphrasing and jokes about how you just "you know, hook up the wires to the other wires and don't get electrocuted". Papyrus would be so mad about this rendition. He really wants to hear Papyrus get mad about it later. Maybe he'll get to hear this later.]
G'night, bro.
[Sans doesn't know what to do. Sans doesn't know if there's anything to do.]
[Apparently there's some holiday happening today? Sans probably heard about it before the kidnappings, but it's the last thing on his mind afterward, and he doesn't notice again until all of the town weirdos are talking about it. Still, he's left a box of candy in Papyrus's room for if he theoretically comes back, because that is how this holiday works, he guesses. Frankly, he's still very vague on the specifics of what's happening.
It's more important that it's another evening, and that means another story. Sans reads from a book he actually bought here last month: a book on the constellations and their stories. He'll read through some of those, starting with Ursa Major and Ursa Minor.]
Goodnight, Papyrus.
[Sans figures he'll just keep doing this until he knows what happened for sure. If he doesn't ever figure it out, maybe he'll just keep doing it forever? Sure, why not.]
February 13 evening
So, tonight's story is Sans doing a not-so-great job of trying to recite things from Advanced Puzzle Construction for Critical Minds. Gotta say, not Sans's idea of great bedtime reading. He's never been that into puzzles beyond the delight he gets from Papyrus's excitement over them, and it shows in how he has to skip around and hesitate, with lots of "um"s and "uhh"s and paraphrasing and jokes about how you just "you know, hook up the wires to the other wires and don't get electrocuted". Papyrus would be so mad about this rendition. He really wants to hear Papyrus get mad about it later. Maybe he'll get to hear this later.]
G'night, bro.
[Sans doesn't know what to do. Sans doesn't know if there's anything to do.]
February 14 evening
It's more important that it's another evening, and that means another story. Sans reads from a book he actually bought here last month: a book on the constellations and their stories. He'll read through some of those, starting with Ursa Major and Ursa Minor.]
Goodnight, Papyrus.
[Sans figures he'll just keep doing this until he knows what happened for sure. If he doesn't ever figure it out, maybe he'll just keep doing it forever? Sure, why not.]