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february 22; text

[hxppythxughts]

hi uncle papyrus!!! 'u'

[More exclamation points and affectionate nickname means she is More Fine...obviously.]

sooooo my hair is pretty messed up because it turns out half of it got shaved off while we were in that dumb lab u_u;;;
but sans told me youre a hairdresser now!!!
so i was wondering if youd help me fix mine <3

[A brief pause, and then:]

i dont really want to ask one of the salons in town to do it so you seemed like the best person to ask
but you dont have to if youre busy!!

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[spaghettimonster]

HI SAYORI!!!!

['Niece Sayori' just doesn't flow as well as 'Uncle Papyrus', though maybe he's biased in thinking so... Either way, they're on the same page about the meaning of exclamation points. The more exclamation points, the more sincerity and enthusiasm, of course! How could anyone think otherwise!!]

SANS BROUGHT YOU TO THE RIGHT UNCLE.
NORMALLY I'M VERY BUSY, WORKING AT ONE OF THOSE VERY SAME SALONS.
AND HOUSEWORK, AND COOKING, AND LOTS OF OTHER THINGS.
BUT RIGHT NOW, THE SALON'S MISSING MY COMPANY.
I'M ON A LITTLE, R&R SABATICAL.
SANS HAS GOOD ADVICE, SOMETIMES.
AND HE'S A... GOOD? EXAMPLE? OF HOW TO TAKE IT EASY.

[For reasons that nobody in this conversation needs to dwell on, Papyrus has called out of work for a couple weeks. It's fine! All is well!! Time heals most wounds!!!!!]

BUT! FOR MY FAVORITE NIECE! OF COURSE I'M THE BEST PERSON TO ASK.
I DON'T WANT TO TAKE IT TOO EASY.
OR LET MY SKILLS ATROPHY IN THE COMFORT OF COUCH SURFING.
SO COME ON BY!!!
I'LL UNLOCK THE DOOR.