[Sans's thoughts skitter away from that thought about Papyrus opening up those ports on his skull like they could cause physical damage. Not that the idea of Papyrus taking an attack for Sans is that much better, even if Papyrus isn't wrong that he's more durable. Papyrus has always been more durable. That didn't really help back at home, when--no. He's not going to think about that. He's not thinking about it. He's locked down his expression entirely, leaving it in its usual blank grin.
Papyrus's parts are fixable, that's the point. Sometimes with replacement stuff. But expendable's the wrong word.]
Okay, so, let's work on getting your body parts back on this plane. [Sans is going to think about that instead.]
[Papyrus doesn't flinch with Sans's feelings as badly as Sans does, fortunately. He doesn't go even more intangible with the impulse to avoid it all. But his attention hovers obstinately on the difference about fixable and expendable, because it's... it's... He'd normally be the first to insist every part of him matters, even the removed parts, wouldn't he? To insist despite his own doubts about it. But...]
Y-Yeah, okay. So I... sit here, very solidly, thinking about... old times? [There's a lot of thoughts flowing around, and focusing on Sans's quick explanation about the transition back is difficult.]
Good ones. [Not something he might have to specify to Papyrus under different circumstances, but their shared thought space is kind of weird right now. Sans is aggressively focusing on just this one moment in time. No past thoughts, no future thoughts.] Ones that'd make you want to come back. [Intangibility isn't quite leaving, but it feels very similar to Sans. Going maybe half a step away from reality.]
[Papyrus doesn't even bother trying to hide the concern that brings about in him. Intangibility as a way not just ghosting around spookily and comfortably - without bumping into things - but ghosting reality itself? Kind of alarming! Kind of concerning Sans makes a habit of it, and Papyrus is already accidentally starting to do it.
He sits back a bit, kicks his solid leg against the bedframe. Hanging out in bed for the occasional story, or getting up after an hour or two's snooze to simulate battles with the action figures as props... Or, mostly, just playing with them as toys. Working on the battle body together, in anticipation of the costume party...
His foot solidifies, the weight dragging it against the bedframe with a soft thunk. Solidifies in the sense of being tangible again, at least.]
Hey, see, there you go! [Sans is scraping the edges of his consciousness for enthusiasm and he's surprised by the amount he finds, even if he's a little strained with all the thoughts that were happening a little while ago. It's easier when Papyrus is thinking about bedtime stories and the costume party.] You got it fast, it took me a while to figure it out.
[It was mostly Sans drifting around his bedroom thinking "wow Papyrus is not going to be happy if I'm stuck being invisible forever". He'd gotten it in the end, though. Maybe that's what matters? Well, what matters right now is making sure Papyrus finishes solidifying.] Okay, hand next.
Heh heh, natural talent. [Papyrus grins, but somewhat awkwardly, especially with the vividness of invisibility having been a problem at some point. Glad he's not invisible! But it's harder to maintain a bragging demeanor when Sans can overhear everything going on, and credit where credit's due:] And, learning from your learning experiences.
[He tests the hand against the blankets to confirm it's still intangible, before continuing to mull over good things. Sans is being reliable and helpful, and maybe it's Papyrus rubbing off on him after all, but he's here making sure he's okay. They're both trying to make sure they're okay. Looking out for each other, to get it right this time.]
You've always been great at controlling your magic. [And maybe Sans did actually provide some useful tips? A small allowance, so Sans guesses he can accept that. Sans spares an eye socket to check that metal wing, to make sure it's not doing anything weirder than just existing. He's kind of getting used to it, though, so--
And then Sans smacks abruptly into Papyrus's side as the arm he was touching Papyrus with goes all gooey and sticky.]
[The collision rocks them both, but Sans's bones having so much less mass than Papyrus, they don't fall over.]
Uhhh, what... why are.... [He can't get out a full question, distracted by and fixated on their arms as he is. It's quickly clear that Papyrus's arm has gone tangible again, but only tangible enough to melt right back into Sans's. It's harder than ever to distinguish between who's feeling what, mentally, emotionally, physically, as he tries to gently pull apart - gently, because on some level his heart's not in it.
The sensation's not as unfamiliar as it should be, and he's struck with memory of those dreams before the earthquake. Dreams of melting into a puddle, of water or shadow, that could only approximate a skeletal form anymore. He's been a robot all this time, so why would it...]
[Sans's thoughts go back before they ever got to San Benedicto and before the anomaly arrived. He thinks about the amalgamates living in the basement of Alphys's lab, that thing he found out and promised (promised, like he hates doing) not to tell anyone. He pulls back reflexively, but it just makes the goop that was his--their?--arm stretch.]
Uh. [Sans says, eloquently, his thoughts vaporlocked.]
[Thoughts of melting in dreams are shoved away by the very physical present of arms melting together now, radius and ulna and metal blending together into their arm. But there's also more thoughts of melting, in secret promises about... about other monsters, underground? Before all of this?]
You, she...? [He stares like looking at his brother's face will explain more of this without, technically, telling anyone. Remembering isn't telling, what's happening, if he knows what this is then they need to know.]
[Okay, yeah, it's kind of relevant information right now, maybe. (Anyway, Alphys is probably dead.)] Uh--'s amalgamation, I think. [Alphys came up with the term. Sans remembers her explanation, though it had been--uh, shaky. She'd been upset. He'd pieced more of it together himself later.] Usually it just happens if you inject a monster with a lot of Determination. [Or a monster's Fallen Down body. Sans suddenly isn't sure which of those they'd count as, technically.] Our bodies can't handle it like a human, so we, uh--
[The sharp image, unbidden, of Sans watching Undyne melting after the anomaly had struck a killing blow. No, focus.]
We melt. Can't be the exact same, but it's similar.
[Speaking of melting, Sans has lost whole shoulder socket by this point. Sans flaps his wings to try and maintain some sort of balance.]
[Even with the metal wing, flapping has no chance of picking them up - far too much weight. Papyrus shifts his weight to try to keep them balanced, adjusting for the strain he's feeling from Sans as if it's his own strain. But he flinches again at the memory of Undyne... dying, like this? Are they dying?]
Wha... We're not even, super determined about anything right now?? [His voice is a little higher strung than usual, surely a forgivable lapse in cool demeanor. The foot that went tangible isn't quite all the way tangible, again - it hit the bed frame as he shifted, but made more of a soft flump against the blanket-covered wood than a crack of metal, as from his other foot. It's not just where they're touching (is this because they were touching?), it's spreading.
...And it doesn't even feel terrible, which might be the worst thing. Strange, alarming, but he's still happy from being near Sans. Wanting to relax and take a load off.]
[Sans wants to pat Papyrus on the arm or something, maybe try to calm him down, but he lost one of those already. He nudges Papyrus as best he can like this instead.] Doesn't feel like we're dying. [At least, not what Sans remembers it feeling like.] And I'm never determined about anything. 'S gotta be something else causing similar effects.
[Even though he's startled and unsure about what's happening, Sans is kind of surprised he's this calm about it, relatively. When he first learned about the amalgamates it kept him up for a few nights. This isn't nearly as bad as he imagined. He tries moving what was at least at one point his arm again, not sure if he's going to get any movement at all, just move his, uh, goop, or if he'll move Papyrus's, too. It's hard to tell the difference when it's goop.]
[The goop that is their combined arm moves, in a way that shifts their upper arms and shoulders with it. Papyrus stares at it moves, not actively trying to hold it stiffly - making sense of how it almost feels like he's moving it, of what he can feel from it. And he agrees, this doesn't feel like death, for all it seems like what Sans saw from Undyne, or from... Monsters injected with Determination, by Alphys, sometime? If he shoves their own associations aside, just looking at what's happening, what's been happening all night...]
Something like... Like thoughts, and feelings, and everything. Melting... together. [Very literally melting. And even with their arms melting together to where he can't tell one from the other, he wants to lean against his brother's shoulder.]
Yeah, something like that. [Exactly something like that, apparently. Does that mean they're going to become one monster? Are they going to be goopy, or reform afterward? Sans's memories flick through images of the amalgamates he's seen in the lab. Endogeny always seemed to like him best. Of course, the amalgamates were always hard to read, even for someone as good at reading people as Sans.
(It's not something Sans would think to focus on, just background information while he thinks about his encounters with the amalgamates, but one of his memories includes the room that's filled with golden flowers.)]
Uh. How're you... Thinking, I guess? Like--everything's in order? [Sans is being pointlessly vague. He often is, but this time it's especially ridiculous because Papyrus knows what he's thinking. He's trying to check for thought coherency. The amalgamates in Alphys's basement often have trouble thinking straight. Somehow, that seems more important to check on than figuring out if there's a way to detach himself is. Papyrus wants him here, anyway, so he's not going anywhere.]
[Expendable or not, Papyrus could probably detach his arm, if they needed. Sans would still have a goo limb, and they'd still want to be near each other, so it might just happen again... But if he doesn't, will they keep melting together? Form some metallic angel skeleton? Or just exist as a puddle together, all privacy lost as they wander from thought to thought like it's all their own...? Exhausting.]
I am thinking... I want to sleep this off. Which is maybe a you thought?? [Which is to say, in at least one way he's not thinking straight - they're too muddled together for that. Sans's vagueness isn't helping, as trying to follow the thoughts about thinking leaves him stuck on that image of familiar flowers.
Maybe they should stay on the couch, and not going anywhere they might touch flowers or bugs or basically anything else alive. Just in case they'd join the melting pot too. Is that what happened to his flower friend, some goopy monster wandered in a flower hallway..?]
Yeah, probably. [Sleeping things off definitely isn't Papyrus's thing. Papyrus detaching his arm is probably the practical solution here, but part of Sans hates the idea of being left alone, even if that's stupid and Papyrus would still be right there. Coherent trains of thought or not, this situation is probably not helping him think straight.
It's been a while since Sans has thought about Papyrus's mysterious flower friend who Sans was sure had been deliberately avoiding him. He'd been suspicious, but in the end, it hadn't really mattered. Other things to worry about. But now he guesses he at least knows what kind of flower it looks like.
It's getting kind of hard for Sans to differentiate who's thinking and feeling what here.] If you wanna pop your arm off, you can. I'm not gonna stop you. [It's natural to think that he couldn't even if he wanted to, but actually, could he? How attached are their bodies at this point? Sans moved their weird goopy arm just fine as one thing. Well, he's not going to try, no matter how he feels about it. Unless that's Papyrus's feeling about it, in which case--well, that's why he's leaving it up to Papyrus.]
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But, I'm a little worried... What if it hurts you? [He's fine with detaching parts, nearly all of his body is modular like that. But when he disconnects things, they're disconnected - inactive, no feedback. Sans has sensation in his floating halo, eyesight always and pain when it's injured. Would separating himself from that arm actually detach them, with no sensory feedback, or would it be more like Sans's halo...? Would Papyrus keep feeling it, despite it being connected to Sans? Would it go inert, a heavy weight dragging Sans down as badly as that metallic wing...?
At least the want to sleep is probably Sans, the conflicted want to split things off probably Papyrus. They can still distinguish themselves mentally, somewhat. He moves their arm this time, trying to flex it to feel if there's still fingers in there somewhere if they focus, trying to confirm if the melting is actively spreading upwards, the way he thinks it is.]
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Is the goop in your socket yet? If it's all you it's prob'ly fine. [The conflict over splitting things off is definitely Papyrus, because Sans has gone from confusion and amalgamate comparisons to not wanting to go anywhere once a theoretical option was presented. That's weird, right? He's been the one acting weirder since this started. He feels kind of bad about it.
(In the back of his head, prompted by Papyrus's thoughts about how Sans's halo works, is the ridiculous image of Sans just hovering around Papyrus with one goopy, metal-monster arm. Or maybe Sans just getting dragged along the ground. It's a funny idea.)]
Probably... [Papyrus huffs a faint laugh at the image of Sans floating around like a balloon, and twists a bit to examine their shoulders. It certainly seems like they're metal and bone respectively. But he anxiously kicks his feet against the bed frame again, and remembers.]
...It's in my foot. [Even if it's not already in his arm's socket, if the melting is anything like mold in human food... It's already spread through them. Probably better to wait and see, try to take it easy and be kind to themselves, than get all worked up about it. Less effort, less chance of messing things up worse - no need to repeat the leech thing. It'll probably all fade after a couple days or weeks, anyway.
(Is this a Papyrus way of thinking...? But the thought is coming from him, isn't it? Is this what Sans thinks like, when nobody's shutting him down?)]
[There's something soothing about being in thought-based agreement, even if Sans also doesn't want Papyrus to think like him. Well, in this case, Sans isn't sure what they're actually supposed to do about it except wait. Maybe there's a trick to it, but when Sans tries to extend his spiritual senses he doesn't catch any signs of anything like the leeches. Extending his senses like that is weird, though, because he can feel Papyrus like he can feel his own magic, a suggestion of electricity and metal. Like that metal wing but more.]
Okay, yeah, I guess we're already pretty attached. [But it's not really that bad. It still feels nice. Not like the leeches, but maybe like how everyone else seemed to feel the leeches? No, this is still a calmer feeling than all that weird aggressive happiness.] But you'll probably be able to teleport again if you wanna. And maybe we'll get more invisible arms. You could build a lot of stuff like that. [He doesn't notice the "we" slipping in, like they're one thing. He also doesn't know why he's trying to be optimistic, given how rarely he tries that.]
St-Starting with... A new cool outfit. For... however many limbs, uh, we end up with. [Papyrus notices the "we" but matches it anyway, as part of his effort to try not to burn through energy making themselves miserable. It's easy to notice, when his background process of comparing his behavior with the closed model of his "normal" is running as usual, flagging other fluctuations in his priorities. (Popping up as questions and concerns, interrupting his conscious thought process when the variation is strong enough.)
But as Sans stretches out with spiritual senses to try figuring out what's going on, Papyrus feels the same impulse to search and figure things out - the exact same impulse, probably. He initiates something more active and comprehensive, to scan his body for strange error messages and signal interruptions and so on. It immediately starts returning signals from his arm and foot, of course, as well as spots in his chest, in a hip, and some of the components in his skull. (Well, his skull was probably the place it started, with thoughts and feelings flowing like they have been...) The mess of signals extends further than that, those from his arm a jumble with some other formatting, not quite electrical, not electromagnetic, but not not those things either. Something that reminds him... of magic, of course. (Strange to realize how much that familiarity's faded, in less than a year without it.)
That metal wing is the easiest to understand the signals from, with the same sort of error messages as the parts of them that have melted or that are apparently at risk of it - indications of the change? Getting signal responses back makes it seem even more a part of his|their body, and Papyrus experimentally tries to flex it before he thinks twice about doing so.]
[Sans's metal wing stretches out, to Sans's confusion. It doesn't look like it's melting or anything that might have made it stretch on its own, or--oh.] Was that you? [If it was Papyrus, that's--okay, he guesses. A little alarming somewhere in the back of his head, but Sans can't flag himself for personality fluctuations and so he's left to go along with them with less warning.
Sans's leg, the one on the same side as his melted arm, is starting to lose its form by degrees. It's less sudden than the arm was, and so Sans isn't quite as startled by it. It's just sort of a thing that's happening.]
[Papyrus cycles from shared-confusion, through realization as the question's topic sinks in, to a startled embarrassment.] That, uh... Yes, that was me! Sorry. I just... I didn't think it would actually work?
[Still, it was overstepping to just chase his curiosity without so much as a please, even if they do keep melting so there's no differences between them. Hardly a good start to a melting! (And maybe it's funny that he overstepped, given the ongoing and escalating situation with their feet. Heh.)
He leans forward a little, partly to get his face just out of halo range, partly to see Sans's leg melting from the outside. It... sure is a thing that's happening. At least the liquidity of it doesn't resemble either of their own deaths. That's something.]
It's okay. Just surprised me, 's all. [Maybe he should be more worried about it--intellectually, like looking over a math problem that isn't working, he can see the issue--but he just can't work up the emotional concern. It's Papyrus, so it's fine.]
This is gonna make going to work kind of complicated. [Maybe they could teleport back and forth?]
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Papyrus's parts are fixable, that's the point. Sometimes with replacement stuff. But expendable's the wrong word.]
Okay, so, let's work on getting your body parts back on this plane. [Sans is going to think about that instead.]
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Y-Yeah, okay. So I... sit here, very solidly, thinking about... old times? [There's a lot of thoughts flowing around, and focusing on Sans's quick explanation about the transition back is difficult.]
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He sits back a bit, kicks his solid leg against the bedframe. Hanging out in bed for the occasional story, or getting up after an hour or two's snooze to simulate battles with the action figures as props... Or, mostly, just playing with them as toys. Working on the battle body together, in anticipation of the costume party...
His foot solidifies, the weight dragging it against the bedframe with a soft thunk. Solidifies in the sense of being tangible again, at least.]
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[It was mostly Sans drifting around his bedroom thinking "wow Papyrus is not going to be happy if I'm stuck being invisible forever". He'd gotten it in the end, though. Maybe that's what matters? Well, what matters right now is making sure Papyrus finishes solidifying.] Okay, hand next.
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[He tests the hand against the blankets to confirm it's still intangible, before continuing to mull over good things. Sans is being reliable and helpful, and maybe it's Papyrus rubbing off on him after all, but he's here making sure he's okay. They're both trying to make sure they're okay. Looking out for each other, to get it right this time.]
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And then Sans smacks abruptly into Papyrus's side as the arm he was touching Papyrus with goes all gooey and sticky.]
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Uhhh, what... why are.... [He can't get out a full question, distracted by and fixated on their arms as he is. It's quickly clear that Papyrus's arm has gone tangible again, but only tangible enough to melt right back into Sans's. It's harder than ever to distinguish between who's feeling what, mentally, emotionally, physically, as he tries to gently pull apart - gently, because on some level his heart's not in it.
The sensation's not as unfamiliar as it should be, and he's struck with memory of those dreams before the earthquake. Dreams of melting into a puddle, of water or shadow, that could only approximate a skeletal form anymore. He's been a robot all this time, so why would it...]
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Uh. [Sans says, eloquently, his thoughts vaporlocked.]
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You, she...? [He stares like looking at his brother's face will explain more of this without, technically, telling anyone. Remembering isn't telling, what's happening, if he knows what this is then they need to know.]
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[The sharp image, unbidden, of Sans watching Undyne melting after the anomaly had struck a killing blow. No, focus.]
We melt. Can't be the exact same, but it's similar.
[Speaking of melting, Sans has lost whole shoulder socket by this point. Sans flaps his wings to try and maintain some sort of balance.]
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Wha... We're not even, super determined about anything right now?? [His voice is a little higher strung than usual, surely a forgivable lapse in cool demeanor. The foot that went tangible isn't quite all the way tangible, again - it hit the bed frame as he shifted, but made more of a soft flump against the blanket-covered wood than a crack of metal, as from his other foot. It's not just where they're touching (is this because they were touching?), it's spreading.
...And it doesn't even feel terrible, which might be the worst thing. Strange, alarming, but he's still happy from being near Sans. Wanting to relax and take a load off.]
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[Even though he's startled and unsure about what's happening, Sans is kind of surprised he's this calm about it, relatively. When he first learned about the amalgamates it kept him up for a few nights. This isn't nearly as bad as he imagined. He tries moving what was at least at one point his arm again, not sure if he's going to get any movement at all, just move his, uh, goop, or if he'll move Papyrus's, too. It's hard to tell the difference when it's goop.]
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Something like... Like thoughts, and feelings, and everything. Melting... together. [Very literally melting. And even with their arms melting together to where he can't tell one from the other, he wants to lean against his brother's shoulder.]
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(It's not something Sans would think to focus on, just background information while he thinks about his encounters with the amalgamates, but one of his memories includes the room that's filled with golden flowers.)]
Uh. How're you... Thinking, I guess? Like--everything's in order? [Sans is being pointlessly vague. He often is, but this time it's especially ridiculous because Papyrus knows what he's thinking. He's trying to check for thought coherency. The amalgamates in Alphys's basement often have trouble thinking straight. Somehow, that seems more important to check on than figuring out if there's a way to detach himself is. Papyrus wants him here, anyway, so he's not going anywhere.]
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I am thinking... I want to sleep this off. Which is maybe a you thought?? [Which is to say, in at least one way he's not thinking straight - they're too muddled together for that. Sans's vagueness isn't helping, as trying to follow the thoughts about thinking leaves him stuck on that image of familiar flowers.
Maybe they should stay on the couch, and not going anywhere they might touch flowers or bugs or basically anything else alive. Just in case they'd join the melting pot too. Is that what happened to his flower friend, some goopy monster wandered in a flower hallway..?]
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It's been a while since Sans has thought about Papyrus's mysterious flower friend who Sans was sure had been deliberately avoiding him. He'd been suspicious, but in the end, it hadn't really mattered. Other things to worry about. But now he guesses he at least knows what kind of flower it looks like.
It's getting kind of hard for Sans to differentiate who's thinking and feeling what here.] If you wanna pop your arm off, you can. I'm not gonna stop you. [It's natural to think that he couldn't even if he wanted to, but actually, could he? How attached are their bodies at this point? Sans moved their weird goopy arm just fine as one thing. Well, he's not going to try, no matter how he feels about it. Unless that's Papyrus's feeling about it, in which case--well, that's why he's leaving it up to Papyrus.]
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At least the want to sleep is probably Sans, the conflicted want to split things off probably Papyrus. They can still distinguish themselves mentally, somewhat. He moves their arm this time, trying to flex it to feel if there's still fingers in there somewhere if they focus, trying to confirm if the melting is actively spreading upwards, the way he thinks it is.]
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(In the back of his head, prompted by Papyrus's thoughts about how Sans's halo works, is the ridiculous image of Sans just hovering around Papyrus with one goopy, metal-monster arm. Or maybe Sans just getting dragged along the ground. It's a funny idea.)]
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...It's in my foot. [Even if it's not already in his arm's socket, if the melting is anything like mold in human food... It's already spread through them. Probably better to wait and see, try to take it easy and be kind to themselves, than get all worked up about it. Less effort, less chance of messing things up worse - no need to repeat the leech thing. It'll probably all fade after a couple days or weeks, anyway.
(Is this a Papyrus way of thinking...? But the thought is coming from him, isn't it? Is this what Sans thinks like, when nobody's shutting him down?)]
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Okay, yeah, I guess we're already pretty attached. [But it's not really that bad. It still feels nice. Not like the leeches, but maybe like how everyone else seemed to feel the leeches? No, this is still a calmer feeling than all that weird aggressive happiness.] But you'll probably be able to teleport again if you wanna. And maybe we'll get more invisible arms. You could build a lot of stuff like that. [He doesn't notice the "we" slipping in, like they're one thing. He also doesn't know why he's trying to be optimistic, given how rarely he tries that.]
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But as Sans stretches out with spiritual senses to try figuring out what's going on, Papyrus feels the same impulse to search and figure things out - the exact same impulse, probably. He initiates something more active and comprehensive, to scan his body for strange error messages and signal interruptions and so on. It immediately starts returning signals from his arm and foot, of course, as well as spots in his chest, in a hip, and some of the components in his skull. (Well, his skull was probably the place it started, with thoughts and feelings flowing like they have been...) The mess of signals extends further than that, those from his arm a jumble with some other formatting, not quite electrical, not electromagnetic, but not not those things either. Something that reminds him... of magic, of course. (Strange to realize how much that familiarity's faded, in less than a year without it.)
That metal wing is the easiest to understand the signals from, with the same sort of error messages as the parts of them that have melted or that are apparently at risk of it - indications of the change? Getting signal responses back makes it seem even more a part of his|their body, and Papyrus experimentally tries to flex it before he thinks twice about doing so.]
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Sans's leg, the one on the same side as his melted arm, is starting to lose its form by degrees. It's less sudden than the arm was, and so Sans isn't quite as startled by it. It's just sort of a thing that's happening.]
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[Still, it was overstepping to just chase his curiosity without so much as a please, even if they do keep melting so there's no differences between them. Hardly a good start to a melting! (And maybe it's funny that he overstepped, given the ongoing and escalating situation with their feet. Heh.)
He leans forward a little, partly to get his face just out of halo range, partly to see Sans's leg melting from the outside. It... sure is a thing that's happening. At least the liquidity of it doesn't resemble either of their own deaths. That's something.]
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This is gonna make going to work kind of complicated. [Maybe they could teleport back and forth?]
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spider-sans, spider-sans, does some things that spiders do? no webs yet tho
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reread the whole thread to figure out where his phone was last mentioned
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